And now, for no reason, you have the theme to...
maxheron: You’re welcome.
ecuadatruth: lolnojk: ultra-vi0lence: The Dark Knight Rises - Trailer 3 want ok ok im excited for this
Since everyone is so fond of saying it… I’ve never actually sat on a face.
I'm grilling food
It will be delicious
Nyan Waits. It's EXACTLY what you think. →
I'm squeaky clean and softer than a werewolf pelt
Now to pretty up this mug
Can I get some submissions and friendly curiosities for when I get out? That’d be cool
You will see the beast roar...: If there’s one... →
chris-who: thedaywedied: If there’s one thing that bothers me, not only as a man but as a “black man,” it is the concern or worry on people’s faces when I’m out in public. The other day, while I was looking for a record store in broad daylight, this older woman is walking down the sidewalk towards me, looks up and then… This happens to me all the time, and since I’m a bigger guy, people...
I need a shower and food
I am a human grizzly bear ATM How are you guys?
dathus asked: You know some fucked up people...
bigdaddyjdubb replied to your post: Dudes Ohhh… do you know how much I luvs you right now? *POUNCE HUGS* I wouldn’t have known of this website. lol you’re welcome
I'm really glad that I'm not as close with some...
Just got off the phone with my sisterly best friend. Apparently our friends(brothers) from our old neighborhood, got drunk, and wanted to visit. They call about 12 times. Well not answering at 3 am isn’t good enough. So they come over and break in. Make up a story about saving them from said break in, then freak when the cops come. Because my friend, who has a 4yr old, isn’t going to...
arunbyfruiting replied to your post: Why in the name of god are people thoroughly nosing through my blog Lmao you’re too cute I am just saying. If I had the amount of notes on my face spam that I do views…like why are you just looking at me when you can talk to me? I’m not scary…
fucksandsnuggles replied to your post: Seeing shit on here today makes me wonder I like you :3 you…you do?
beckyloves replied to your post: Seeing shit on here today makes me wonder we love you. come here bby <3
jeasocrazy replied to your post: “I don’t believe in ghosts, I’m Catholic” im catholic and i believe in ghost see that’s what I mean. I was thinking “how is a ghost so far fetched if you’re taking a leap of faith with religion”
Why in the name of god are people thoroughly...
I don’t mind, but if you’re going to go through that much of it, you could at least make conversation. I really won’t be a bitch..promise. All of you…I see you.
"I don't believe in ghosts, I'm Catholic"
Everyone in the house: ” the beast has awakened”
Nap with me?
thought it was jericho
idontlikewrestling: then i realized it was kane and went back to not looking Can’t take him seriously since that Scooby Doo moment not too long ago
It’s on the epix channel. Google
Avengers Heros movie marathon?
With Stan Lee hosting? I’m in.
I assume we're friends if,
You follow me. I follow back. I reblog shit from you. You reblog shit from me. Sorry, you’re fucked
Seeing shit on here today makes me wonder
What yall actually think of me.
Not you guys. I’m seeing a lot of the people I follow put down. Jeez you guys aren’t bastards
Wow. Nice to see the bastards on here are bored.
I think I may to a face spam series where I make...
just because I think they make the most ridiculously unrealistic faces
I live vicariously: To all the chubby guys out... →
msstormageddonrulerofall: I understand low self-esteem. I used to have horribly low self-esteem, now it’s just low. I know it’s hard to believe a girl when she says you’re good looking, especially if you think you aren’t. But please, PLEASE, take the compliment. You will be able to tell who is being a patronizing bitch and…
Anonymous asked: For real where you at. Lol. I'm down. Movie, chinese food, snuggles, cunnilingus
Anonymous asked: I mean what would u like to know? That I'd drag my hands all over you. Then hopefully spend some time buried between ur thighs.
youseekvader replied to your post: youseekvader replied to your post: youseekvader… *sigh* you make a valid point. It’s like they said in the movie Hook: What would the world be like without Captain Hook?! I find that slightly insulting since Hook was a total dick
Anonymous asked: Don't tease.... Id do horrible unspeakable things to taste ur cum.
Anonymous asked: Ok so ill.drive to where ever u are just to have u ride my face. True story
youseekvader replied to your post: youseekvader replied to your photo: look at this… to quote you emily, you are such a pain in my ass sometimes! -_- I know, dude. But you fucking love me. After all, what would you do without me? Cry like a little bitch