I would rather scoop my eyes out with a melon...
So cross that off as a gift for me. Green lantern too…horrible movie
Reblog this if you want a LONG message from...
gamerspirit: and if it isnt anon, ill return the favor and stuffs?
Fun fact #8
If I like you, as a friend or otherwise, it makes it very hard to tell you things about me that you need to know.
And we are a-go. God I hate being the poor college...
They always think you’re trying to weasel your way into free money. I don’t abuse systems like that. Bitch, I need to get my education on.
God the call waiting recordings at this school...
I think Satan just told me about loan counciling for financial aid O.o
Oh I just blew my nerd load
The actress who played Kiera on Deep Space 9 is on Torchwood
oyassan: dontforgetobegroovy: oh fry tell me your secrets
[TW: Rape Culture] Ignoring male rape not only neglects men, it also harms women...– The Rape of Men, from The Observer (via randomguy3)
If I was a dude, I'd definitely rub dicks with...
This is the truth
Wooh! *snaps fingers* you go girl!
Captain Jack Harkness to the rescue along with a few witty quips here and there. Watch out fellas, this kitten’s got claws. Meeeeeow, jack.
Fun Fact #7
Tied in with #6… Because my Grandmother is pure German, we carry on some German traditions. I get a mini Christmas on December 5th called St. Nicolaus Day. For those who don’t know, kids set out their shoes by the door and wake up to candy and small toys if they’ve been good. We also do things such as hid a pickle (that’s right, a pickle) ornament in the tree and the first...
Zack : How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I’m stuck to a bottle of Jergen’s in the batroom? Miri: Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don’t use my Jergen’s to whack it. Zack : No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I’m a guy. You give...
Watching Nip/Tuck for the first time
Me- Mmm mmm nothin' like some pancake ass
Friend- Just like Momma used to make.
.....Guess you had to be there...
I want/need so many things right now...just..ugh..
I swear to god if this school fucks me over again...
Can I go just once without you motherfuckers going “huurrr durr we fucked up again” goddamnit
It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
because you suck
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
Gimme gimme gimme!!! Please?